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When  you have an

"I  Hate My Job  day"
 
[Even  if you're retired, you sometimes have those  days]

Try  this out:

Stop  at your  pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
 
Be very sure  you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change  into very comfortable clothing and sit
in  your favorite chair. Open the package and remove  the thermometer. 

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now  the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitzed."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five  times, "I am so glad I do not work in the  thermometer quality control department  at
Johnson &  Johnson."
 
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS  SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A  PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN  YOURS!
 
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and  laughter in your heart....

Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and  Johnson!
 
Enjoy  life now - It has an expiration  date!